10 terrific ways to annoy Voldemort! (COMPETITION)

Oh, Aleena, you mean, mean, meany!
How could you! his is WRONG! This is BAD! This is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't do it, guys! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay....hmmmm...i guess first ill have to think and then post....*runs off to find a pencil*

isnicket wrote:

Oh, Aleena, you mean, mean, meany!
How could you! his is WRONG! This is BAD! This is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't do it, guys! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol it wasn't my idea exactly but Hannah's. And many people liked it so i had to make a competition about it.


Good Luck Sahr! ;D

SNIFF! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Username/Name :SaWdUsT/almas
House :gryffindor
Entry :
1)give him a french manicure
2)tell him he is ugly
3)sign him up for a yoga class
4)say:you are old enough to be my grandfather
5)poke him very 5 seconds
6)give him a pony on his birthday
7)pat him on the head and say"i love you voldie"!
8:make him realize he dosent have a nose every minute
9)dare him to teach hogwarts about ponies and rainbows for one day
10)dress him in pink when he is asleep
ENJOY ALEENA AND MEHAR I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM!

SaWdUsT wrote:

Username/Name :SaWdUsT/almas
House :gryffindor
Entry :
1)give him a french manicure
2)tell him he is ugly
3)sign him up for a yoga class
4)say:you are old enough to be my grandfather
5)poke him very 5 seconds
6)give him a pony on his birthday
7)pat him on the head and say"i love you voldie"!
8:make him realize he dosent have a nose every minute
9)dare him to teach hogwarts about ponies and rainbows for one day
10)dress him in pink when he is asleep
ENJOY ALEENA AND MEHAR I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM!

Awww, LMBO that was a fabulous entry Almas!
*applauds*

MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!!!! Hmmmm now lets see how can i come up with ideas as good as almas's ..........*ding* :

1.Call him a sissy.
*2.Tell him that your aunts zit is scarier than him
3.When comes back from dentist make him feel like a baby by givin him a lolipop.
*4.Sing him a lullaby.
*5.Call him voldie or voldorkus or lord moldypants
6.Bring him flowers and say 'Oops i forgot you don't have a nose sooooo i'll keep them myself'

7.And a contribute to Lord moldy!

OOOOO Moldy!
OOOOO Moldy!
How we luv you so.
A baldy head thats what i said
A face without a nose.
I saw someone that day who was scarier than you.

And welllll..... it turns out..... it was a ZIT!!! *ROFL*

HOPE YA LIKE IT
8.Sign him up for a ballerina dance whan he doesn't know it and watch him dance.
9.when asleep draw a 1980's moustache on his face.
10.Scare him by tying him to a chair and force him to watch......BARNEY! or a speech by G.W. BUSH

You know, Even If I am Lord Voldemort, I must say that each and everything you guys are writing will definately annoy me.
Very much!
The side in me who is not Lord Voldemort is rofl and lmbo hysterically.
And Almas, the cat is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!

ROFL you girls are really cracking me up!

Come to think of it, this competition will NOT be easy to judge.

FaWkes-the-Pheonix wrote:

MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!!!! Hmmmm now lets see how can i come up with ideas as good as almas's ..........*ding* :

1.Call him a sissy.
*2.Tell him that your aunts zit is scarier than him
3.When comes back from dentist make him feel like a baby by givin him a lolipop.
*4.Sing him a lullaby.
*5.Call him voldie or voldorkus or lord moldypants
6.Bring him flowers and say 'Oops i forgot you don't have a nose sooooo i'll keep them myself'

7.And a contribute to Lord moldy!

OOOOO Moldy!
OOOOO Moldy!
How we luv you so.
A baldy head thats what i said
A face without a nose.
I saw someone that day who was scarier than you.

And welllll..... it turns out..... it was a ZIT!!! *ROFL*

HOPE YA LIKE IT
8.Sign him up for a ballerina dance whan he doesn't know it and watch him dance.
9.when asleep draw a 1980's moustache on his face.
10.Scare him by tying him to a chair and force him to watch......BARNEY! or a speech by G.W. BUSH

I LOVE IT
and i know xizzles its going to be tough
and thanks isniccket i know the picture was so funny!

xizzles wrote:

SaWdUsT wrote:

Username/Name :SaWdUsT/almas
House :gryffindor
Entry :
1)give him a french manicure
2)tell him he is ugly
3)sign him up for a yoga class
4)say:you are old enough to be my grandfather
5)poke him very 5 seconds
6)give him a pony on his birthday
7)pat him on the head and say"i love you voldie"!
8:make him realize he dosent have a nose every minute
9)dare him to teach hogwarts about ponies and rainbows for one day
10)dress him in pink when he is asleep
ENJOY ALEENA AND MEHAR I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM!

Awww, LMBO that was a fabulous entry Almas!
*applauds*

THANK YOU ALEENAKINZ!!!

Username/Name : sian
House :hufflepuff
Entry ;
1) call him baldy every 5 seconds
2) give him a makeover while he sleeps
3) dye all his robes bright pink
4) shout griffindor rules
5) tell him that when he shouts he has even less of a nose
6) scream dumbledore rules every minute really loudly
7) tell all his death eaters that he told them to change all there robes to pick
super glue a bright purple wig to his bald head
9) tell him a spell that is ment to kill many people at one but really creates lots of very pretty flowers
10) pretend to be asleep and snore loudly ever time he asks you a question

hope you like

Username/Name : Meeee
House : Griffindor
Entry :
1) Tell him: I have the Elder wand and stick your tongue at him
2) Tell him he's too bald to be a real vilain
3) Catch his snake (Nagini) and knot it.
4) Close him in one tiny cupboard with moaning Mirtle
5) Call him a mudblood
6) Tell him he looks more like his Father than his mother
7) Look at his eyes and ask him if those nostrils come from his troll-heritage
8 - Stand in front of him and spray all over the place with "snake-potion spray".
9) Take all his horxurses (OMG kill me for the spelling of the word) and throw them in a burning volcano. Then do the hamster dance to Voldy.
10) Teach him a silly spell to turn his snake yellow, so that he will embarrass himself when he tries it in front of the DEs.


I bet some are doubling, but I haven't read the other posts, yet - I didn't want to take ideas from them, even subconsciously.

Thanks for the entries guys. They are great. =D

I agree, heartily!!!!!

Very well one you both all of your ideas are unique and original
MAY THE BEST ONE WIN

Yeah, Definitely!

TODAY IS THE DEADLINE
*tadadadadadaaaaaaaaaaa (trumpet playz)*

Thank you everyone for participating. Good Luck to you all. I will now lock this thread and the winner will be posted shortly. Thank you for your patience.